Archive for September, 2007
Friday, September 28th, 2007
Trust A Friend
A man leaves home to go fight in the Crusades and decides that his wife should wear a chastity belt in his absence. So he locks her up and gives the key to his best friend.
Wednesday, September 26th, 2007
Heartbreaking…
Do something today for someone that matters. Make a difference in a child’s life.
Love them, cherish them, make them smile…
Tuesday, September 18th, 2007
Confession
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. It has been a week since my last Confession, here is my sin: I have been with a loose girl.”
Sunday, September 16th, 2007
Two Wolves
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, “My son, the battle is between two “wolves” inside us all.
Sunday, September 16th, 2007
Italian math test
A man wanted a job, but the foreman wouldn’t hire him until he passed a little math test. “Here’s your first question,” the foreman said. “Without using numbers, represent the number 9.”