Saturday, October 6th, 2007
Two Women Talking In Heaven…
1st Woman: Hi! My name is Maggie.
2nd Woman: Hi! I’m Sylvia. How’d you die?
1st Woman: I froze to death.
2nd Woman: How horrible!
1st Woman: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm and sleepy and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
2nd Woman: I died of a massive heart attack I suspected my husband was
cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead I
found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st Woman: So what happened?
2nd Woman: I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched and then down into the basement. I went through each closet
and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.
1st Woman: Too bad you didn’t look in the freezer……..We’d both
still be alive.
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